One would think that my cupcake fiasco of a few days ago would compel me to avoid any reference to the little sugary devils for at least a month or two but, alas, I seem currently to be obsessed. I am in the throes of a mid-life crisis, and compulsively enjoying anything and everything that makes me feel like a kid again. Cupcakes do that for me. They remind me to be spontaneous, uninhibited and bold. Or, perhaps it’s just the sugar talking.
Cupcakes make me want to go find a hula hoop, put my hair in pigtails, and not worry about calorie counts or bank accounts. They make me want to try cooking again. They make me think everyone should really do the Zoom arm trick more often.
Yes, I’ve anthropomorphized cupcakes. But I am not the only one!
I recently, with the help of KCRW’s Good Food, stumbled across artist and writer Jessie Oleson. She makes her living by channeling the power of cupcakes.
I had no idea that she was just the tip of the iceberg. There are a crazy number of websites dedicated solely to the idolatry of cupcakes. Cupcakes serve as muses for painters, sculptors, designers… the list goes on. I couldn’t resist spotlighting a few creations I find most pleasurable.
Cupcake Belt Buckle: Just in case you didn’t already have enough cupcake keeping your jeans tight around your waist.
Cupcake End Table: Perfect for your first mod apartment, or a very cool dentist’s office.
Cupcake Cat Toy: Okay, it’s not actually a cat toy, but you better believe that if I brought a knit cupcake into my house, it would become one.
Cupcake Couture: Bet you thought this one was about you, but no. Even cupcakes deserve their finery. Just imagine, however, what kind of spluge effect I might accidentally create if using these wrappers. Sorta makes me want to find out.
Cupcake with Mice: For no other reason than I think this art work is rad and I hope the children’s story it illustrates gets published.
Clearly, people invest a lot of time, energy and emotion in their relationship with cupcakes. I am not quite ready for this kind of commitment. I may crack, and go purchase a muffin tin in which to bake another batch, but that is it.
In other words, you will not see my feet looking like this:
At least, not anytime soon. Nice pedicure, though.


















justjp
/ March 26, 2009I know a girl that has a rib panel of cupcakes.
To be honest, I kind of dig your obsession. I am imaging you licking the frosting!
justjp’s last blog post..We drink this stuff like water on the base…
emmajames
/ March 28, 2009JP: I love your active imagination
And regarding the rib panel – OUCH!