Valentine’s Day is just one week away and, I’ve got to admit, I’m bored by flowers and chocolate and candle-lit dinners. Give me those things when they’re an actual surprise. I don’t think I’m alone in this sentiment, either. Ladies? Just think how much more pleasurable it would be to receive this precious little wand of vibrating decadence – a platinum vibrator, ringed in .66 carats worth of VS1 diamonds, and controlled by one AA battery.
Made by Jimmyjane
Let’s pause a moment to reflect on that description. Nope, you did not misread. It’s PLATINUM, the same shit marketers say every girl wants around her finger to hold up a – you guessed it – DIAMOND. And some upstart, California-based company, founded in 2003, has the balls to design a joy stick for the va-jay-jay – and wherever else your inventiveness and proclivities may take it – made out of those two precious design elements?
Bling
Well, Hell’s Bells, people! Any man who cares enough about my pleasure to grant me this kind of extravagant joy is worth brushing my teeth for. But maybe I’m alone in this. What do you think, my rapacious readers? What do you think of Jimmyjane’s Little Platinum Eternity Vibe? Is this Pleasure Find something you could get excited about, or is it just another example of our debauched society and moral decline?
justjp
/ February 6, 2009I could get behind an idea like that. Seriously, if I gave that to a woman and she was not “g-spot target acquired” kind of excited, she should not be breathing.
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califmom
/ February 6, 2009I’m not even worried about moral decline. I’m concerned about the hygienic issues of a channel of diamonds hanging around my va-jay-jay. No, I know how much stuff gets stuck in my wedding ring. So, I’m thinking this little wonder wand might want to think through the practical side of things. No one wants a purely decorative wand, if you know what I mean.
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emmajames
/ February 7, 2009JP: You simply crack me up. Glad to know you’re on board.
Califmom: Just to clarify, the eternity ring of diamonds is on the controller end of the gizmo, least likely to get funky, and platinum is one of the most hygienic substances from which a toy can be made. That said, I will never look at it quite the same way again. Thanks for the visual – lol! And welcome to Pleasure Notes!