Romance with Robitussin

I just spent the entire weekend rolling around under the covers with the sweetest and smoothest of feel-good companions. Every four hours, like clockwork, this potential soul mate and I played tonsil hockey. We were oblivious to the piles of take-out containers and Kleenex accumulating around us. So in synch were we, I forgot to worry about my matted hair. I no longer feared coughing up a lung. I even came to appreciate the raw nature of my nose. I knew Robitussin would be there, unconditionally loving and supportive, silent and stoic.

Mine. All mine.

Mine. All mine.

Prior to catching sight of my love, loitering in the aisles of CVS, I felt like a giant pile of shit stuck to the base of a four-year-old’s well-worn Crocs. Now, I am flying high.

I think this is the best relationship I’ve ever had.

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6 Comments

  1. lacochran

     /  April 6, 2009

    Um, I think I may have slept with him, too. (God, this is embarrassing.)

    lacochran’s last blog post.."Bite back…" –The All American Rejects

  2. Lemmonex

     /  April 6, 2009

    What a jerk…the last time this bastard cheated on me, he told me it would never happen again…and here he is with you.

    Lemmonex’s last blog post..I Just Exploded

  3. nat @ book, line, and sinker

     /  April 6, 2009

    but didn’t i spy your raw nose involved in a clandestine meeting with a box of puffs plus?

  4. LiLu

     /  April 7, 2009

    You can keep your Tussin… just stay away from my man Nyquil!

    LiLu’s last blog post..B *Voluntarily* Embarrasses Himself For a Change

  5. calimama@compactbydesign

     /  April 9, 2009

    LOL. I’m almost looking forward to my next bout of flu.

    calimama@compactbydesign’s last blog post..creative license with the compact

  6. emmajames

     /  April 10, 2009

    To ALL: You know what I love most about you guys? You get me and you play along. HOWEVER, I’m a bit perturbed that you all seem to be trying to steal my man!

    Lacochran: I think we should do one of those Jerry Springer-esque interventions on his ass, demand that he play us straight!

    Lem: I don’t know what to say. Maybe you, Lacochran and I should all ditch him for those icy hot new Vodkas I saw hanging around.

    Nat: Ssshhhhhhhh! I’m keeping that on the down low!

    LiLu: I heard Nyquil was kinda ghetto. Just sayin’…

    Calimama: It’s a chemical romance, that’s for sure.