So, I’m going to drag my ass out of bed tomorrow at the virtual CRACK OF DAWN to go watch Cars 2 with this non-blood-related boy who has stolen my heart.

"popcorn" by Homemade Polaroid

Side Note: Have you checked out Homemade Polaroid on Tumblr? If not, don’t even read the last sentence of this post – GO!

I guess this all means I’ll have to refrain from my latest midnight addiction – Instagram.

Le Grande Sigh…

"Thor" still via Marvel Studios and Paramount Pictures

It was good. There was a story. And actual acting. One can assume neither when going to see a tentpole, after all. But, honestly, I wouldn’t have given a flying fig if the film had been devoid of both. Give me that Chris Hemsworth kid and I’ll buy whatever you’re selling. I’d even name my first child Thor, if he had anything to do with it. I’m just saying…

Chris Hemsworth as Thor via Marvel Studios and Paramount Pictures

Yum.

via Daniel Semper and Aeromental / flickr

I just saw Salt. My girl crush on Angelina Jolie continues unabated and unrequited. And I’ve just spent the last hour fantasizing about taking a kick-boxing class and jumping on top of moving vehicles… Once I can comfortably touch my nose to my knees, that is. Which will happen right after I dump George Clooney for not taking our relationship seriously.

In addition to Salt, here’s a list of movies I recommend that may be at a theatre near you:

• Inception. Not nearly as confusing as some people claim, a great conversation piece and much better than Memento.
• I Am Love. Cinema as art.
• The Kids Are All Right. Capturing all the best aspects of indie film-making – emotion, integrity, simplicity, honesty and joy. Plus, Ruffalo is hot.

Now that you know my top movie picks of the moment, my work here is done. I will now go consider what evasive moves I must master as I sleep, on the off chance a Russian spy intercepts me on my way to work in the morning.

This post may or may not self-destruct in the next five seconds…